Chicken & Dumplings

Today for dinner I had a nice gourmet meal. Chicken and Dumplings.

Since you are probably wondering how to make such a delicious meal for yourself, I will tell you how to do it.

Step 1. Open up one can of Dinty Moore: Chicken & Dumplings.

Step 2. Place contents into pan.

Step 3. Set Burner to way high.

Step 4. Stir once you see stuff start to bubble.

Step 5. Empty contents of pan into personal bowl

Step 6. Take bite and burn tongue.

Step 7. Stare at bowl

Step 8. Repeat Step 6.

Step 9. Crumble Ritz Crackers into bowl (serves as a cooling agent for the stew)

Step 10. Finish really quickly and then blog about it.

-Jeff